The Hills Shows How to Shotgun Your Wedding
This week, Spencer lures Heidi into a scary-sounding marriage, and Whitney finally — finally — leaves for New York.
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Whitney Vacantly Begins Her Move From The Hills
Plus: Spencer's a jerk, Stephanie's clueless, and Lauren's overemotional. You know, your typical episode.
Posted 12/04/08 in The Cut
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We Can’t Wait for Kelly Cutrone’s New Reality Show
Cutrone: "Think of it as 'The Wizard of Oz' meets Stephen King meets 'Rhoda.'"
Posted 12/02/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Learns About Trust and We Learn About Nana
Audrina and Lauren pretend to patch things up, and we meet the woman indirectly responsible for Spencer and Stephanie's existence.
Posted 11/25/08 in The Cut
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Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and ‘The Hills’ Delivers
After a lackluster season, 'The Hills' delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
Posted 11/18/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Gives Us a Quickie Existential Crisis
Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
Posted 11/11/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Posted 11/04/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Unemployment Rate on the Rise
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
Posted 10/28/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Will Pretty Much Always Be There for You
Audrina's totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
Posted 10/21/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Relocates to Cabo
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
Posted 10/15/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Fug Girls: Dumpster Diving at Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Show
We'd love to report on the 'Hills' star's latest collection, but getting in was a PR disaster.
Posted 10/14/08 in The Cut
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Audrina Heats Up ‘The Hills’
In this week's episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
Posted 09/30/08 in The Cut
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Stephanie and Doug Are the Center of ‘The Hills’ Universe
And their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
Posted 09/30/08 in The Cut
Reality TV Designers
A Preview of Whitney Port's New Clothing Line
Dresses for sale on Kitson's website cost $350 to $500!
Posted 09/23/08 in The Cut
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Lauren Ditches ‘The Hills’ — and We Are Entertained!
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
Posted 09/16/08 in The Cut
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‘The Hills’ Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
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‘Hills’ Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.
In this week's second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
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A Double Dose of ‘The Hills’
MTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout "let's totally implode in Vegas" episode.
Posted 09/08/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
DVF After-Party: Whitney Port Films, Olivia Palermo Flits
Sure, the DVF show was a celebrity circus, but the after-party was where you had to sign release forms for 'The Hills.'
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