‘The Hills’ Learns About Trust and We Learn About Nana
Audrina and Lauren pretend to patch things up, and we meet the woman indirectly responsible for Spencer and Stephanie's existence.
Posted 11/25/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and ‘The Hills’ Delivers
After a lackluster season, 'The Hills' delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
Posted 11/18/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us a Quickie Existential Crisis
Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
Posted 11/11/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Posted 11/04/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Unemployment Rate on the Rise
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
Posted 10/28/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Will Pretty Much Always Be There for You
Audrina's totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
Posted 10/21/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Relocates to Cabo
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
Posted 10/15/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Fug Girls: Dumpster Diving at Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Show
We'd love to report on the 'Hills' star's latest collection, but getting in was a PR disaster.
Posted 10/14/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Audrina Heats Up ‘The Hills’
In this week's episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
Posted 09/30/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Stephanie and Doug Are the Center of ‘The Hills’ Universe
And their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
Posted 09/23/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Lauren Ditches ‘The Hills’ — and We Are Entertained!
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
Posted 09/16/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘Hills’ Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.
In this week's second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
A Double Dose of ‘The Hills’
MTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout "let's totally implode in Vegas" episode.
Posted 09/02/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Gets Its Very Own Yenta
In an episode much improved from last week's snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
Posted 08/26/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Drama on ‘The Hills’ Strangely Akin to That of Middle East
Episode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
Posted 08/19/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
When You’re in ‘The Hills,’ You'll Never Be Friends
The new season of 'The Hills' premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
Posted 07/24/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single Trailer
MTV has released a preview for season four, and we can pretty much tell you exactly how this whole sloppy thing is going to play out.
Posted 05/06/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina's Crappy Home
This week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
Posted 04/29/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Are Alive With the Sound of Stephen Colletti
In this week's episode, the girls gang up on Audrina some more, and LC's old flame returns.
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