‘Gossip Girl’ Says ‘Chuck You’ to True Love

It's the return of our exhaustive, obsessive, and unattractively loving recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time.

Ceasing Our Labor

We’re taking off in order to revitalize ourselves for You Know What.

The First Five Minutes of the ‘Gossip Girl’ Season Premiere!

In a short time we learn that Chuck is a ho, Nate is a ho, Dan is a ho, and Serena wears satin on the beach. This is going to be phenomenal.

The Many Faces of Ed Westwick

Some say Ed Westwick always affects the same pose in photos. We disagree.

Chace Crawford to Play Nate Archibald in New Horror Movie

The sexiness, hair, and intonation are all the same. But what is Nate doing in a horror movie?

Chuck Bass in Cab Car Crash!

Ed Westwick, a.k.a. Chuck Bass from 'Gossip Girl,' was in a car crash last night on the way to his show. (Don't worry, the end is not as sad as 'Cruel Intentions.')

Lydia Hearst Has Gone From ‘It's Complicated’ to ‘Engaged’!

According to Facebook, the model-heiress is about to take another big leap. Of course, for us to believe it would require a big leap of a different kind.

Penn Badgley: When Bad Waxing Happens to Good People

In which we uncomfortably overexamine the chest of a 'Gossip Girl' star.

‘Gossip Girl’ Ditches Us the Morning After

We tally up the points that made the season finale of the Greatest Show of Our Time real, unreal, or maybe just annoying.

Tonight’s ‘Gossip Girl’ Question: Is Incest Truly Best?

Chris and Jessica ponder the Most Important Question of Our Time: If Rufus and Lily get together tonight, what does that mean for Dan and Serena?

‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the High of Our So-Called Lives

Let's face it, this episode rocked. Our recap is within.

‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our Minds

And that's not all. You'll have to see it — or read our recap — to believe it.

Harvard Students Reach for ‘Gossip Girl’ Greatness With Gossip Geek Blog

But, of course, they fall short. No wonder no one on the show wants to go there!

‘Gossip Girl’ Blinds Us With Color, Evil

In which Michelle Trachtenberg is the Marcia Cross of the Greatest Show of Our Time, returning from a mysterious absence to ruin everything and everyone.

‘Gossip Girl’ Goes Back in Time, We Look Forward

See what the show's stars look liked when they were even younger, and read about what's up for tonight's episode.

The ‘Gossip Girl’ Recaps Returneth!

In which we calculate the reality index of the Greatest Show of Our Time.

The Wit and Wisdom of Penn Badgley

Was the 5,097 words not enough? Here are some outtakes from the lengthy feature on 'Gossip Girl.'

Ooh! A Video Preview of the Next Three Episodes of ‘Gossip Girl’!

A major spoiler reel has surfaced for the next three episodes of the Greatest Show of Our Time.

See All the New ‘Gossip Girl’ OMFG Ads

The CW has released a whole set of steamy new advertisements for the Greatest Show of Our Time, and they want you to get bleeping excited about it.

‘Gossip Girl’ Will Return Before the Summer!