Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and ‘The Hills’ Delivers
After a lackluster season, 'The Hills' delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
Posted 11/17/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ to Return for Fifth Season
And Lauren Conrad to remain inexplicably, massively famous. Sigh.
Posted 11/04/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Unemployment Rate on the Rise
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
Posted 10/21/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Relocates to Cabo
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
Posted 10/15/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Fug Girls: Dumpster Diving at Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Show
We'd love to report on the 'Hills' star's latest collection, but getting in was a PR disaster.
Posted 09/16/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Posted 08/26/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Drama on ‘The Hills’ Strangely Akin to That of Middle East
Episode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
Posted 08/19/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
When You’re in ‘The Hills,’ You'll Never Be Friends
The new season of 'The Hills' premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
Posted 07/24/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single Trailer
MTV has released a preview for season four, and we can pretty much tell you exactly how this whole sloppy thing is going to play out.
Posted 06/12/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
The Teen Idol Is Dead, Long Live the (Reality-TV) Teen Idol
Remember when teen idols had actual talent? Yeah, those were the days before Nicole Richie, Speidi, and reality television ruined it all.
Posted 06/06/08 in The Cut
Run Through
Whitney Gets ‘Hills’ Spinoff With Olivia Palermo!
And they're going to need some damn good wardrobes to make it interesting.
Posted 05/13/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Season Finale: Speidi, at Last
It's the season finale, and this episode boils down to the only things that matter in 'Hills'-ville: Heidi and Spencer, and the Lauren-Lo-Audrina mess.
Posted 05/06/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina's Crappy Home
This week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
Posted 04/29/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Are Alive With the Sound of Stephen Colletti
In this week's episode, the girls gang up on Audrina some more, and LC's old flame returns.
Posted 04/22/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Everyone Fights on ‘The Hills,’ But Justin Bobby's Back
This week, Lauren and Lo turn on poor Audrina, which is kind of like kicking a kid in a wheelchair. At least she's got her skeevy boy toy to comfort her!
Posted 04/10/08 in The Cut
Loose Threads
Teens Love Rachel Bilson, Victoria's Secret, and Hot Topic
DKNY hopes Rachel Bilson's line will lure teens back to the juniors' denim department; meanwhile, Karl Lagerfeld dislikes food and children.
Posted 04/07/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Stacy London Is Actually Kind of Awesome
Anyone who talks the kind of 'Hills' smack she did is welcome to lunch with us any day.
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