The Hills Shows How to Shotgun Your Wedding
This week, Spencer lures Heidi into a scary-sounding marriage, and Whitney finally — finally — leaves for New York.
Posted 12/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Whitney Vacantly Begins Her Move From The Hills
Plus: Spencer's a jerk, Stephanie's clueless, and Lauren's overemotional. You know, your typical episode.
Posted 11/11/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Posted 11/03/08 in The Cut
Over the Hills
Whitney Port Channels Lauren Conrad, Wants to ‘Help People’
Which is why she signed on to star in 'Hills' spinoff 'The City'!
Posted 10/09/08 in The Cut
Beauty Marks
Courtney Cox Has a Love-Hate Relationship With Botox
Also, a new trend is sweeping through shoe boutiques in Paris, and marshmallows are good for hair.
Posted 09/02/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Gets Its Very Own Yenta
In an episode much improved from last week's snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
Posted 08/21/08 in The Cut
Run Through
Whitney Port to Leave People’s Revolution?
Rumor has it she'll strike out on her own in season four of the 'Hills' to do in-house PR for an unknown designer.
Posted 07/24/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single Trailer
MTV has released a preview for season four, and we can pretty much tell you exactly how this whole sloppy thing is going to play out.
Posted 07/14/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Lauren Conrad Explains Why She Slighted Marc Jacobs
Conrad says when she met the designer she didn't even stand up to shake his hand because she was trying to "act cool."
Posted 06/12/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
The Teen Idol Is Dead, Long Live the (Reality-TV) Teen Idol
Remember when teen idols had actual talent? Yeah, those were the days before Nicole Richie, Speidi, and reality television ruined it all.
Posted 06/06/08 in The Cut
Run Through
Whitney Gets ‘Hills’ Spinoff With Olivia Palermo!
And they're going to need some damn good wardrobes to make it interesting.
Posted 04/22/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Everyone Fights on ‘The Hills,’ But Justin Bobby's Back
This week, Lauren and Lo turn on poor Audrina, which is kind of like kicking a kid in a wheelchair. At least she's got her skeevy boy toy to comfort her!
Posted 04/15/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Spencer and Heidi Scream All Over ‘The Hills’
We welcome you back to a Monday-evening episode of 'The Hills,' subtly titled "Girls Night Out." It's only one episode tonight, folks, and let us say: Amen.
Posted 04/08/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
More From ‘The Hills’: Kelly Cutrone Is Tired, Vicious
This double-hitter recap brings up another darkly titled episode: "Just Be Careful." Dum-dum-dum (again)! It’s referring to Heidi, though, so it's not quite as frightening. This episode focuses a lot on Whitney and her new job, so, you know, yawn.
Posted 04/08/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’: You're Crying Because You're Not As Awesome As Spencer
Another Monday night, another back-to-back showing of The Hills. Thank you, MTV! The first episode is ominously titled "When Spencer Finds Out." Dum-dum-dum!
Posted 03/24/08 in The Cut
Run Through
‘The Hills’ Returns Tonight, and Fashion PR Is a New Star
On tonight's premiere of The Hills, things turn out a little bit differently than we might have expected: Heidi isn't a total boob, and Whitney is asked to give up her life for fashion PR.
Posted 03/14/08 in The Cut
Run Through
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