Leaked: New Morrissey Album Gives Hope to Music-Making Elderly
Despite being 49, Morrissey has somehow managed to turn out yet another non-embarrassing solo record.
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Despite being 49, Morrissey has somehow managed to turn out yet another non-embarrassing solo record.
It's not (technically) the worst thing we've ever heard.
Duran Duran keyboards, Joy Division bass lines, and David Bowie saxophone solos, plus a bunch of huge choruses capably compensate for Brandon Flowers lyrics.
We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
If you're understandably still a few years behind on your Ryan Adams albums, we'd suggest you just skip ahead to this one.
The band is streaming their new album on MySpace, a full week before it drops in stores.
You can now listen to the entirety of Dylan's forthcoming double-disc rarities collection, making your cubicle a mellower place.
Seriously, his songs are really bad.
Thankfully, T.I.'s collaboration with Fall Out Boy didn't make the album.
Yup, it's just more southern-tinged garage-rock songs about backstage coitus, excitedly crooned by a man with laryngitis.
It's probably too early to say for sure, but this could very well be better than ScarJo's album.
The spin on 'Death Magnetic' is that it's a return to form. We wouldn't go that far.
We're just happy we didn't have to wait until October.
It's not the worst thing in the world.
Whenever these guys get together and play one chord for six minutes, it's hard to complain.
Kellz returns with a new record, which, while still completely insane, does not totally display his typical genius.
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