Madonna and A-Rod’s Imaginary Thanksgiving
We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
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We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
Which makes us feel, like, zero percent bad for her, because even people with alien-goddess faces need to deal with schlubs sometimes.
He's ditching his own kids to spend Turkey Day with her and hers! Plus, Michael Eisner's daughter-in-law induced pregnancy to have the child before Thanksgiving … good planning! In the very thankful gossip roundup.
One calls America a 'meritocracy,' the other says she's 'not rich.' Girls? In the gossip roundup.
Since she wore it to a Gucci event, we'd say the rumors about her starring in the Vuitton campaign are all but confirmed.
It's a small cushion for her imminent divorce settlement, but a cushion nonetheless.
So someone said! Also, David Wright was attacked by cheesy cougars, and Tyra paid for Isis's sex change. In the gossip roundup.
Bars in Brooklyn have shunned the cast members, so he lets them shoot at his East Village hangout. Plus, Meryl wants to do a Broadway show and Daniel Day-Lewis annoys. In Monday's gossip roundup!
Call us Captain Obvious, but the 'Post' doesn't seem to understand this.
He's been writing Madonna love notes. Also gross: Raffaello Follieri is tormented by rat poop in prison, and Artie Lange spanked it eavesdropping on Christina Applegate. All in the gossip roundup!
Also Thom Browne will stage his first fashion show in Europe in January, and André Leon Talley wears crystals.
Rumor has it the spring 2009 campaign starring the Material Girl has already been shot!
Plus, Laura Bush's memoir will come out waaay before George's because he's so unpopular. In today's gossip roundup.
Also, Steve Meisel kinda tricked Kate Winslet. And LiLo says she's bi, but not lez. In Manic Monday's mountain o'gossip!
We've already started doing butt crunches.
They're phone-banking madly, even eclipsed by the bright starlight of Lisa Loeb! Plus, Cindy goes berserk with presidential trivia. In the Election Day gossip roundup! Dish for democracy!
They let the couple sneak off to their Hamptons place. Plus, Cameron Diaz thinks something lives in the TV, and other spooky, weird tidbits in the Halloween gossip roundup.
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